Any lady in the hot kitchen could use a real man to help out.... with open arms of course. He'll sit on your fancy marble counter tops and protect them from your hot hot lasagna. Since his mouth is forever open (don't worry he won't touch the casserole) you can hang him up on a hook. It's not too early to start your Christmas shopping with this guy for only $24. If you're really up for some VISA charging (and I mean only if you're up for it) go to MOMA's store.... you'll never want to close your browser.
And doesn't the say go.... "if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen" ??